The 33 Most Absurd Memes About The Kate Middleton Disappearance Conspiracy Theories

The internet is currently infatuated with two things: the hilariously awful Willy Wonka experience, and the whereabouts of Kate Middleton.

The Willy Wonka experience

Closeup of Kate Middleton

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My timeline is FULL of conspiracy theories about where the Duchess of Cambridge has been.

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It all started when Prince William canceled an appearance at his godfather’s memorial service for “personal reasons.”

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Meanwhile, Kate hasn’t been seen for months because she’s recovering from abdominal surgery.

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That amounted to TONS of speculation about her disappearance, and now people are creating their own conspiracy theories about the whole thing.

“yeh so basically Kate Middleton hasn’t been seen in months like she’s actually missing. word on the conspiracy street is that she’s doing 1 of many things – gone for a BBL, growing out her bangs, lost at the Wonka experience. also she’s possibly banksy x” pic.twitter.com/y1JqXmRZ5u

— Aliyana G (@Aliyana567) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @Aliyana567

FWIW, the Royal Palace has come out and said, “[The] Princess of Wales, who is recovering from abdominal surgery, continues to be doing well.”

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That statement hasn’t stopped all of the speculating.

Twitter: @Tweet_Dec

Some people think the Royal Family did her in.

Twitter: @QueenRMade1

Some people believe she is Banksy.

not a single banksy since kate middleton disappeared. coincidence?

— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) February 27, 2024

Twitter: @LMAsaysno

Other people think she got bangs and is waiting for them to grow out.

My favorite Kate Middleton theory so far is that she got bangs and is waiting for them to grow out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Taylor 🌻 (@itsmet_19) February 28, 2024

Twitter: @itsmet_19

There’s a faction of people who think she is recovering from BBL surgery.

Twitter: @cheesybeans23

The whole thing is so absurd.

NBC/ Twitter: @Jaimi_Tyrrell

Because this is all everyone is talking about right now, here are some of the wackiest tweets about Kate Middleton’s disappearance…

1.

WWE/ Twitter: @jamieepounder

2.

20th Century Fox/ Twitter: @ThisisLLN

3.

NBC/ Twitter: @cking0827

4.

Sky News/ Twitter: @imshanereaction

5.

VH1/ Twitter: @jtboiN7

6.

BBC/ Twitter: @mantoLDN

7.

No one knows where the hell Kate Middleton is and the conspiracy theories are running rampant. We just need to tell the K-Pop stans that she said something foul about one of their faves and they’ll find her in 24 hours! pic.twitter.com/AymnDPomXV

— ✨ Ed 🤦🏽‍♂️ ✨ (@eddluxe) February 27, 2024

World of Wonder/ Twitter: @eddluxe

8.

NBC/ Twitter: @TaraGrace_

9.

HBO/ Twitter: @Yuncle1

10.

Fox/ Twitter: @JarydHeadley

11.

ABC/ Twitter: @DossickCarly

12.

Twitter: @adamgreattweet

13.

Twitter: @ikanread

14.

Channel 5/ Twitter: @comagirlx

15.

Twitter: @ohhhhherewego

16.

Twitter: @ScarletGaga_

17.

Twitter: @RyanWhite05

18.

Twitter: @enrose671

19.

Court TV/ Twitter: @wickdlovely

20.

Max/ Twitter: @goody2shoes_72

21.

Nickelodeon/ Twitter: @BeavenMustoe

22.

Max/ Twitter: @chloeteamlh

23.

Max/ Twitter: @womensfilms

24.

Twitter: @BenJames566811

25.

World of Wonder/ Twitter: @CalFromTheVault

26.

Fox/ Twitter: @jrdzvl

27.

Twitter: @NoContextBrits

28.

Twitter: @brianduuuh

29.

Twitter: @__aliviaa

30.

Twitter: @MarcWinsland

31.

Twitter: @stephcclaire

32.

Twitter: @JamieSBoyle

33. And lastly…

Twitter: @ekoclover_