Newcastle 4-4 Luton, Brighton 4-1 Crystal Palace, Burnley 2-2 Fulham – as it happened
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Thanks for reading this Clockwatch. Off to Bramall Lane, then!
Brighton 4-1 Crystal Palace. Ed Aarons at the Amex, on a banner day for Brighton, and a nightmare for Roy Hodgson.
West Brom 1-0 Birmingham. John Brewin reports from the Hawthorns on a match that has previously gone without mention in this rolling blog. Thank you, my super soaraway Clockwatch!
Newcastle 4-4 Luton. Louise Taylor was at St James’ Park to witness a thriller.
Burnley 2-2 Fulham. Will Unwin reports from Turf Moor on Burnley’s game efforts to extricate themselves from bother.
Everton 2-2 Spurs. Andy Hunter was at Goodison to witness the latest chapter in Everton’s staunch battle against the drop.
Scottish Premiership. The title race is on.
Championship. Leicester keep on trucking. Saints leapfrog Leeds into second as Ipswich lose ground in the race for the second automatic promotion spot. Meanwhile there are big wins at the bottom for Huddersfield and QPR, as Stoke, battered by the leaders, start looking over their shoulder towards the relegation places.
Premier League. Spurs pass up the chance of going level with Arsenal on points. Everton remain in the dropzone despite their late equaliser, thanks to Luton’s absurd 4-4 draw at Newcastle. Crystal Palace meanwhile continue slipping towards trouble after being thumped by arch-rivals Brighton, and their plight won’t be helped after Roy Hodgson sent on Michael Olise in desperation, only for the star man to aggravate an injury.
Scottish Premiership full times
Championship full times
Four Premier League matches: 21 goals. A rate of 5.25 per game! The best league in the world? People have opinions, but say what you will, when it’s on one, it’s on one.
Premier League full times
Brighton & Hove Albion 4-1 Crystal Palace
Burnley 2-2 Fulham
Everton 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Newcastle United 4-4 Luton Town
Sheffield United v Aston Villa (5.30pm)
FULL TIME: Newcastle 4-4 Luton
The teams never did add to those eight goals, the last of which was scored with 17 regulation minutes plus ten of added time to play. But you can’t quibble, can you. What a game!
FULL TIME: Rotherham United 0-2 Southampton. … and so this is what the top of the Championship looks like now.
FULL TIME: Preston 3-2 Ipswich. The Tractor Boys, so awful in the first half, made a game of it, thanks principally to their new signing Kieffer Moore … but it wasn’t enough.
GOAL! Stoke 0-5 Leicester (Vardy 90 pen). Just before the final whistle, Jamie Vardy makes it five. The leaders rout their midland rivals.
FULL TIME: Brighton 4-1 Crystal Palace
What a way for Brighton to bounce back from that 4-0 shellacking at Luton! Roy Hodgson’s coat hanging on a shoogly peg.
FULL TIME: Burnley 2-2 Fulham
Burnley narrowly avoid a tenth home loss thanks to David Datro Fofana’s late double.
Newcastle 4-4 Luton. They’re halfway through ten minutes of added time at St James’ Park. Play’s stopped for an injury, too. This could go on all day. Nobody’s complaining.
GOAL! Burnley 2-2 Fulham (Fofana 90+1)
A second goal for David Fofana, who survives a VAR check for handball. A precious – and rare – home point for Burnley is within their reach!
Fofana bundles in the equaliser for the Clarets! Photograph: Craig Brough/Action Images/Reuters
Updated at 11.57 EST
GOAL! Preston 3-2 Ipswich (Moore 87). A second goal for the debutant Kieffer Moore, and Ipswich are in with a shout of an unlikely point!
The teamsheets are in at Bramall Lane. Barry Glendenning with a round of sandwiches the news.
Updated at 11.52 EST
GOAL! Brighton 4-1 Crystal Palace (Pedro 85)
Yep, it’s was too little, too late for Palace all right. Joao Pedro curls one in to make sure of victory for the Seagulls in the A23 derby. Beep beep beep beep!
Joao Pedro stabs in the fourth for the Seagulls. Photograph: Glyn Kirk/AFP/Getty Images
Updated at 11.52 EST
Newcastle 4-4 Luton. The home side are pressing for a dramatic winner. Harvey Barnes tests Thomas Kaminski, who tips around the post. Then Jacob Murphy hoicks over from close range. Luton hanging on.
GOAL! Brighton 3-1 Crystal Palace (Mateta 72)
(Slightly belated) news of Jean-Philippe Mateta pulling one back for Palace. Too little, too late?
Updated at 11.44 EST
GOAL! Preston 3-1 Ipswich (Moore 75). The deadline-day loan signing Kieffer Moore pulls one back on his debut. They couldn’t, could they? I mean probably not. Jeremy Boyce certainly doesn’t think so, anyway: “Think of the Championship automatic promotion like the Tour de France peloton climbing to a summit finish at Mont Ventoux. 21km / 46 matches of serious grind, no let up, but the yellow jersey and serious wonga awaits. Like on the bikes, it’s a process of ‘eliminiation par l’arriere’ as Jumbo Visma (Leicester City) punish everyone with their serious pace. The peloton falls apart from behind (Ipswich bad day today) and one by one it comes down to the last men standing/kicking/pedalling. Pedalling a tractor is a big ask.”
Whatever happens to Luton Town today … and indeed this season … hats off to the Hatters. They’ve brought it to the Premier League. Such good fun. What a job Rob Edwards has done.
GOAL! Newcastle 4-4 Luton (Barnes 73)
This is getting old. So wonderfully old. Harvey Barnes marks his return from long-term injury with the equaliser. Is this going to end 4-4? It can’t, it surely can’t.
Harvey Barnes fires Newcastle level once more. Photograph: Lee Smith/Action Images/Reuters
Updated at 11.36 EST
GOAL! Stoke 0-4 Leicester (Vardy 73). Jamie Vardy scores his seventh goal of the Championship campaign as the Foxes keep on keepin’ on.
GOAL! Burnley 1-2 Fulham (Fofana 71)
David Fofana, on loan from Chelsea, announces himself with his first goal for Burnley … indeed his first goal in English football, because he’s yet to notch for his parent club … and a tenth home defeat of the season for Burnley isn’t certain yet.
GOAL! Newcastle 3-4 Luton (Trippier 67)
It isn’t over yet at St James’ Park! Kieran Trippier volleys Newcastle back into it. This is an absurd afternoon of Premier League football, and it’s glorious.
Kieran Trippier grabs one back for the Magpies! Photograph: Scott Heppell/Reuters
Updated at 11.31 EST
GOAL! Stoke 0-3 Leicester (Daka 66 pen). … meanwhile there’s a second for Patson Daka, and the race for the Championship title isn’t unfolding in similarly dramatic fashion.
GOAL! Rangers 3-0 Livingston (Cantwell 56). Todd Cantwell makes it three for Philippe Clement’s resurgent Teddy Bears, and the title race in Scotland is officially on!
GOAL! Newcastle 2-4 Luton (Adebayo 62)
Elijah Adebayo doubles Luton’s advantage, and a third Premier League win on the bounce is on!
Dreamland for the Hatters! Photograph: Richard Lee/REX/Shutterstock
Updated at 11.28 EST
Brighton 3-0 Crystal Palace. Roy Hodgson has plenty to answer for here. Michael Olise, thrown on in desperation by the under-pressure manager, pulls up and can’t continue. Before the game, Hodgson was talking about keeping Olise in reserve due to his recent injury, and treating him with kid gloves. Now look.
Updated at 11.27 EST
GOAL! Newcastle 2-3 Luton (Morris 59 pen)
Carlton Morris slots … only for the referee to deny him, as he was talking to some other players at the time! Morris has to go again … and he holds his nerve. Luton lead!
Luton take the lead after a Carlton Morris penalty! Photograph: George Wood/Getty Images
Updated at 11.25 EST
Newcastle 2-2 Luton. VAR gives the penalty! It’s for the initial tug as well, which was deemed to be inside the box. The referee doesn’t even need to go over to the screen, because he’d given the free kick. Carlton Morris to take!
Newcastle 2-2 Luton. Chiedozie Ogbene troubles Dan Burn again. A tug of the shirt. A clip on the foot. A free kick outside the box. But was the final contact inside the box? VAR is going to take a look. A long look.
Brighton 3-0 Crystal Palace. Brighton are so far ahead in the A23 derby, they’ve pulled over and started doing donuts. As a result, Palace fans have got the old banners out again. Some supporters reportedly calling for Roy Hodgson to go as well. Anyway, the Palace manager sends on the not-totally-fit Michael Olise for the second half.
Not a banner day for Mr Roy or the Palace board. Photograph: Toby Melville/Reuters
Premier League: as it stands
Scottish Premiership half-times
Championship half-times
Premier League half-times
GOAL! Rangers 2-0 Livingston (Matondo 45+2). One quickly becomes two, as Rabbi Matondo’s shot is deflected in, and Rangers look like closing the gap on the leaders Celtic today.
GOAL! Rangers 1-0 Livingston (Silva 40). A first goal in light blue for Fabio Silva, and Rangers, who have been hammering at the door since the get-go, make the breakthrough.
GOAL! Preston 3-0 Ipswich (Keane 39). Ipswich certainly aren’t going second tonight, that’s for sure. A second goal for Will Keane at Deepdale and this one is as good as over.
GOAL! Rotherham 0-2 Southampton (A Armstrong 38). Adam Armstrong doubles Southampton’s lead, and second spot is now theirs for the taking.
GOAL! Newcastle 2-2 Luton (Barkley 40)
Ross Barkley starts the move and ends it. Just the three 3pm Premier League matches today, but oh my they’re delivering.
Ross Barkley continues his fine form and scores a second equaliser for the Hatters! Photograph: Richard Lee/REX/Shutterstock
Updated at 10.46 EST
Brighton 3-0 Crystal Palace. That was a Kalvin Phillips style introduction to Palace for Adam Wharton. Having just come on for Marc Guehi, he shipped possession in his own half and that was that.
GOAL! Brighton 3-0 Crystal Palace (Buonanotte 34)
Facundo Buonanotte adds another within a minute, and Roy Hodgson’s side are in all sorts. Relegation bother? If they don’t get their act together soon, you’d think so, yes. Oh Roy, must it end like this?
Facundo Buonanotte piles on the pain for Palace. Photograph: Toby Melville/Reuters
Updated at 10.40 EST
GOAL! Brighton 2-0 Crystal Palace (Hinshelwood 33)
Jack Hinshelwood is a prospect all right. The 18-year-old scores his third goal of the season, nodding home Tariq Lamptey’s cross.
Jack Hinshelwood’s header loops in to double the Seagulls lead. Photograph: Toby Melville/Reuters
Updated at 10.39 EST
GOAL! Stoke 0-2 Leicester (McAteer 30). Kasey McAteer has a dig from way out, and a deflection does the rest. “Yep, Burnley are a non-event,” writes Jeremy Boyce. “Runaway winners of the Championship, big things expected. Watch out Leicester.”