Move Over, Dad Jokes! Silly St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for March 17
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St. Patrick’s Day is one of our most favorite days of the year. It’s best celebrated with fun and festive St. Patrick’s Day games, maybe a few DIY St. Patrick’s Day decorations, and even the best St. Patrick’s Day recipes (we’re looking at you, Irish soda bread!). But before you pull out your favorite green sweater, you better be prepared to entertain your friends and family with some funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes and puns.
These jokes are kid-friendly, but their groan-worthy—yet undeniably silly—punchlines are guaranteed to make the adults giggle too. While you can share some meaningful St. Patrick’s Day quotes or St. Patrick’s Day Instagram captions on social media, you can also add some of these jokes to make sure the day is one that’s full of laughter.
Every holiday needs some festive humor, and we think these St. Patrick’s Day jokes are just what your Paddy’s Day needs to put a little jig in your step!
Why do leprechauns bow when the weather’s bad? To make a rain-bow.
What happens when you call a leprechaun short? He gets O ‘ffended.
What’s the leprechaun community’s answer to Comic-Con? Lepre-Con.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms!
Where do leprechauns live? In lepre-condos.
What’s small, lucky, and green all over? A leprechaun who recycles.
What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold? A leap-rechaun.
Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog.
Why do leprechauns love to garden? They have green thumbs!
What do you call a leprechaun prank? A saint pat-trick.
What happens if a leprechaun falls into the ocean? He gets wet, of course.
Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
Do leprechauns make good secretaries? Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
When does a leprechaun cross the road? When it turns green!
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
What do you call a leprechaun who scams you? A lepre-con!
How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut.
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover!
What did the giant say to the leprechaun? Look up!
Name the top three songs by leprechaun cover bands. “It Must Have Been Love (But It’s Clover Now)” by Sham-Roxette, “Shamrock and Roll All Nite” by KISS Me I’m Irish, and “Party on the Paddy-O” by ZZ Green Top Hat.
