Mark Sanchez went on a weird tangent about salmon and Vaseline to describe Jalen Hurts’ balance

As an MVP-caliber quarterback, a lot of people have likely made creative comments to describe Jalen Hurts’ talent as the Philadelphia Eagles’ signal caller. However, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard the bizarre analogy Fox’s Mark Sanchez used to give Hurts’ brilliance more context.

When Hurts escaped a ton of New York Jets’ defensive pressure from the shadow of his own end zone in the third quarter, Sanchez launched into a tangent about how the “slippery” Hurts is apparently like a salmon covered in Vaseline.

I mean … sure? I do understand what Sanchez is trying to say. But … who’s covering a salmon in Vaseline? Don’t most people, you know, eat salmon? I can’t imagine it’s too appetizing (or even edible) once covered in a skin cream. So, where was Sanchez going this?

If it were me, I would’ve perhaps talked up Hurts’ strength and balance by noting that he squats a lot in the weight room and clearly does a lot of yoga. I would’ve maybe even said he’s something akin to Reed Richards in flexibility and movement around the pocket. But that’s just me.

I don’t know where Sanchez got this analogy from — he’s a Southern California native — but I’m so happy he decided to unleash it upon us.