Everton v West Ham United: Premier League – live!

2.39pm EST 14:39

And that’ll do from me. Thanks for all your company this evening – the football wasn’t a classic but your emails and hopes for 2021 were superb. These MBMs are nothing without you! Happy new year once again, and see you all again soon.

2.37pm EST 14:37

Hot off the press, here is Andy Hunter’s match report from Goodison:

Tomas Soucek leaves it late as West Ham stun lacklustre Everton

2.34pm EST 14:34

Jacob Steinberg (@JacobSteinberg)

What a win for West Ham. What a job David Moyes is doing. If you’re not going to give him credit now, you never will #whufc

January 1, 2021

I make Jacob spot-on. Been lots of sneering about Moyes. And lots of people who should not have sneered about Moyes.

2.32pm EST 14:32

Everton looked sluggish, didn’t they? They need players back – like a match-fit James, along with Digne and Allan. Calvert-Lewin is brilliant but could do with better backup too, as he’s a yard off his buccaneering best. A priority for this window?

2.28pm EST 14:28

Matchwinner Soucek speaks: “It’s a big win, we are happy because it’s important to start the year as we should continue. Maybe we created more chances but they got more of the ball. A draw was maybe deserved but we showed our spirit, we wanted to win for all the 90 minutes.

“Normally I have three weeks off [in December, when he played in Czech Republic previously] but I love playing at Christmas time, three games in six days.”

Vladimir Coufal and David Moyes react at full-time. Photograph: Alex Pantling/Getty Images

Updated at 2.30pm EST

2.26pm EST 14:26

Nobody said 2021 would be better than 202o straightaway, right? West Ham probably earned that overall though – they never let Everton play and took their chance when it came. Fair play to Moyes and co.

2.23pm EST 14:23

Full-time: Everton 0-1 West Ham

That was dire – but West Ham will not care! Soucek’s poached late winner keeps them tenth but makes sure they are one of *six* sides on 26 points. Everton missed a big opportunity there; they just never got going at all.

2.22pm EST 14:22

90+3 min: It would be two if Mina hadn’t done enough to put Antonio off converting after he’d run through … and in fact this gets a VAR check, as everybody appeared to be all over each other. Decision: no penalty. But probably no impact on the outcome.

2.19pm EST 14:19

90+1 min: Three added minutes for Everton to find something they’ve never really looked close to locating.

2.19pm EST 14:19

90 min: It was Soucek’s fifth goal of the season; not bad for a deep central midfielder. He is an incredibly impressive player even if he’s had better overall outings than this one.

2.17pm EST 14:17

89 min: Quickly changes sweeping assessment from “dullest stalemate ever” to “away performance masterclass from Moyes”.

Soucek reacts quickly to sidefoot the ball home. Photograph: Peter Byrne/EPA

Updated at 2.44pm EST

2.16pm EST 14:16

Goal! Everton 0-1 West Ham (Soucek, 86)

I don’t believe it! No, really, I don’t believe it. We have had a goal here and probably a winner. Soucek does well initially to meet a lofted Yarmolenko ball and draw a parry from Pickford. The ball runs out to Cresswell 25 yards out, he strikes low and it pinballs off Mina right back into Soucek’s path. He sidefoots in from six yards and the Hammers are ahead at the death!

West Ham United’s Tomas Soucek celebrates after breaking the stalemate at Goodison. Photograph: Getty Images

Updated at 2.20pm EST

2.13pm EST 14:13

84 min: “I wish the offside rule was based on the position of the feet, not armpit hairs. That way timing a run to beat the offside trap would be feasible and easy to VAR. The current rules are just soul destroying,” writes James Wanstall.

I’ve received several like this! Authorities, take heed!

2.12pm EST 14:12

83 min: A Soucek pass out of play, after a breaking Lanzini had been forced to abort a run towards the area due to a lack of support, rather sums things up.

2.10pm EST 14:10

81 min: Another useful-looking free-kick chance for Everton on the left. Can someone make this count? There’ve been a few. James crosses … and West Ham head away, Ogbonna once more I think. Mina heads well wide when the ball comes back in.

2.08pm EST 14:08

79 min: Calvert-Lewin, who looks leggy at the moment, is replaced by Tosun.

2.06pm EST 14:06

78 min: Doucoure finds Coleman, who crosses dangerously from the byline, but the rock-solid Ogbonna nods it away. Davies is then booked for a scything foul on Antonio.

2.04pm EST 14:04

75 min: “I wish for a European Super League in 2021,” writes Luke Jones, and I’ll let him continue even though I’m starting to feel ill, as we all know the problems echo chambers can cause.

“The current system has so many problems! It produces too many boring games and predictable league results. The best players almost never meet each other on the field. There’s almost no room for great players to be loyal to anything but the ten or so perennial Champions League contenders. What if, for example, this season the big question was whether Ajax’s young squad could win a third ESL crown in a row?”

They probably wouldn’t be in it though.

2.02pm EST 14:02

74 min: Now West Ham roll the dice twice, with Bowen – the league’s most-subbed player, we are told – replaced along with Fornals. Lanzini and Yarmolenko arrive in their stead.

2.01pm EST 14:01

73 min: Bowen bundles Richarlison over on the left, which could cost his team as Everton have a dangerous set-piece. It goes just over Mina’s head and then Doucoure has a shot charged down.

1.58pm EST 13:58

69 min: Antonio barges Davies in the back. He lets you know he’s there – which is something Haller failed to do.

1.56pm EST 13:56

67 min: Ogbonna superbly defends two Everton corners in a row. Yes, we are seeing more intent after all these subs.

1.55pm EST 13:55

66 min: It *is* livening up a bit. Everton bring on Rodriguez and Gomes for Sigurdsson and Bernard, a change that definitely promises something. Antonio then forces a low save from Pickford. Game on?

Updated at 1.56pm EST

1.54pm EST 13:54

65 min: Was that the best chance of the game? Fornals is given a free header nine yards out after Bowen checks back and crosses. Perhaps the ball is slightly behind him but he’s got to get that on target … instead he fluffs the contact and puts it well wide.

1.53pm EST 13:53

64 min: Coleman, who has at least tried to make stuff happen from right-back, runs onto a Sigurdsson pass but snatches his shot and Randolph saves. That was the kind of ambition and initiative this match has so sorely lacked. Still time for more of it though!

1.51pm EST 13:51

63 min: “Is this better/worse than Brazil v Italy World Cup final 1994?” asks David C Hunter.

Worse, because at least you knew somebody would win the World Cup at the end of that one. And also because I watched that from a holiday park in Denmark that had a sensational array of water slides.

1.50pm EST 13:50

61 min: Michail Antonio replaces Haller, and that might liven things up in attack for West Ham – who promptly win a free-kick after Coufal is fouled by Godfrey, who is booked. Cresswell to whip in from the right, just outside the box … and Pickford punches it away from under his crossbar.

Everton’s goalkeeper Jordan Pickford makes the save from Tomas Soucek. Photograph: Alex Pantling/AP

Updated at 2.10pm EST

1.48pm EST 13:48

59 min: “Really only watching this game on BT Sport as a tactic to avoid being asked to join in my grandson’s attempt to build a giant dinosaur out of Lego. At last glance it vaguely resembled Sam Allardyce but that might be the one glass of wine too many I had at lunchtime,” writes Rick Harris. “I like the idea of Messi joining Leeds, but would he go full man bun?”

It’d be contractual. But Rick … I’d get on with that dinosaur, much as it’s brilliant to have your company here.

1.44pm EST 13:44

55 min: “If we can’t get rid of VAR (and that would seem to be the case), then let’s lean into its possibilities,” writes Tom Hopkins. Specifically, I’d like to see a remake of Escape to Victory with VAR checks on every marginal decision. On the downside, the match would then have outlasted the war itself. On the upside, I always felt Stallone was marginally off his line when that penalty was taken.”

Hang on, something nearly happened there – Rice fizzes a gorgeous centre across goal from the left but no West Ham player can get there for the tap-in!

1.42pm EST 13:42

54 min: Everton look a *little* more progressive than they did in the first half, and are being allowed a lot of the ball, but it’d be a stretch to say things are much more exciting.

1.41pm EST 13:41

52 min: Colin Young wishes for sin-bins:

“I’ve never been a fan of sending players off for 2 yellow cards. For me it’s too often down to bad luck rather than actual skulduggery or malice, plus it short-changes fans who have, after all, come to see their teams’ players actually play.How about creating a basketball-style ‘sin-bin’ which would sideline a player for, say, 10 minutes after a foul?”

1.40pm EST 13:40

51 min: Not sure I have ever seen less of Richarlison in a game. You usually know he’s there, even if things aren’t coming off for him. It’s all so tentative out there, still.

1.38pm EST 13:38

49 min: Justin Kavanagh wishes – “My wish is that Lionel Messi signs on for Señor Bielsa on a whim, and helps Lovely Leeds to bring even more thrills and spills to the Premiership. Then goes on to lead Argentina to glory at the next World Cup. Why? Because if you can’t dream out loud on New Year’s Day, then we may as well all stop watching the footie.”

I was out walking on Hampstead Heath earlier and I genuinely overheard a man trying to explain Bielsa’s tactics at Leeds to a boy who must have been no older than seven.

Updated at 1.39pm EST

1.36pm EST 13:36

46 min: Coleman tries to dart onto a Davies loft forward and it causes a little chaos between Randolph and Cresswell, the former having to come out and bat the ball away.

West Ham’s goalkeeper Darren Randolph bats the ball clear away from Everton’s Seamus Coleman. Photograph: Jan Kruger/AP

Updated at 1.55pm EST

1.33pm EST 13:33

The superbly-named Duncan Edwards has these wishes:

“My wish is that the media wind in the psychoanalysis of blame and speculation. I’m not a fan of the NFL but the coverage there is much more respectful in tone than the Premier League, especially the ex-pros. Perhaps the UK is a ruder society, but I find the blame culture against refs, players, and of course managers is verging on the toxic. That’s top of the list, but then get rid of the ball on plinth, the shaking hands and lining-up like it’s an international, clamp down on time-wasting, diving, and Jürgen Klopp.”

Well Duncan, you can jolly well &%$£ … I’m joking, I know what you mean, I think we do tend to obsess over personalities and microanalyse throwaway quotes, for example, far too much in this country and indeed in this industry.

1.29pm EST 13:29

Some *analysis* from me, to make sure I earn my dollar: West Ham will have been happier with that half, they looked solid as they so often do away from home under Moyes, and did occasionally suggest they could string a move together on the counter.

1.28pm EST 13:28

“I wish there was less football. At the very least abolish the League Cup. We would all enjoy the game much more,” requests Gerry Scott.

1.27pm EST 13:27

“The beauty of football is its unpredictability. There is no script and sometimes you have to sieve through a mountain of dross to find a nugget. I’m sure the TV bosses would like it otherwise,” writes Barry Edwards.

Oh, quite right, total stinkers are part and parcel of this sport.

1.22pm EST 13:22

Peter Pearson asks: “Another wish here for Covid to get lost and fans to return to stadiums. I’d love to visit London again and see the new Plough Lane. Also hope Clapton CFC get their new clubhouse roof.

“It’s been really nice having the MBM chat and community during 2020 so thanks for that. Did you eat anything nice over the holidays?”

A fair bit thanks Peter, and hope you did too. During that half I was nibbling on some Baron Bigod and crackers left over from last night, which formed part of an excellent NYE meal delivery from a restaurant local to me in Crouch End.

Updated at 1.22pm EST

1.20pm EST 13:20

Brendan O’Sullivan requests of 2021: “As an Arsenal fan, can I get creative and ask that Silent Stan Kroenke sell Arsenal to a fan-owned co-operative (with me providing much of the financing after I win the lottery…).”

1.18pm EST 13:18

Half-time: Everton 0-0 West Ham

I’ve watched hundreds upon hundreds of Premier League games, as I’m sure have many of you, and even in today’s goldfish-memory times I’d struggle to think of a half in which less has happened. That means, at least, that the second period can only be better – so stick with us! And keep sending in your excellent football wishes for 2021, as you’re frankly keeping this MBM alive for me at the moment.

David Moyes will be the happier manager as he leaves the pitch at half-time. Photograph: Alex Pantling/EPA

Updated at 1.31pm EST

1.16pm EST 13:16

45+1 min: Well that was a moment of modest interest. Routine for Randolph, in truth, but a meaty hit and a shot on target.

1.16pm EST 13:16

45 min: Fornals fouls Bernard in a dangerous position on the Everton right. Is something about to … happen? Sigurdsson’s ball in is overhit but West Ham put it behind at the back stick. A corner, now … which is headed out as far as Bernard, who strikes one from 25 yards and sees Randolph parry to his right!

Updated at 1.16pm EST

1.13pm EST 13:13

42 min: A wish from Adam Griffiths –

“Apart from the obvious (firing VAR from a cannon into the sun) and the more obvious (being able to go to an actual game), my football wish is for the ball to have to fully be in the quadrant at corners. Nothing boils my potatoes more than players trying to take advantage of microns (microns!) by putting the ball as far over the quadrant line without being over the line as possible. Or further (James Milner, I’m looking at you).”

1.11pm EST 13:11

40 min: Rick Harris has wishes I dearly hope we can make true –

“I guess we all want fans back inside grounds as football without a crowd is depressing. I stopped going to football matched twenty years ago when I had young children and didn’t want them exposed to the foul language and racist abuse that was commonplace no matter what club. Football has a once in a lifetime opportunity right now to clamp down on this and enforce a zero tolerance policy when fans return.”

1.09pm EST 13:09

38 min: Nathan Human’s wish is –

“VAR only to be used for penalties and red cards. But like NFL, each manager gets two challenges per game. If they really think it’s offside/handball, then challenge it before kick off. Should cut down on a lot of stoppages and stop some of the absurd armpit offsides”

1.07pm EST 13:07

37 min: Benrahma wins a second corner for West Ham. Bowen’s first delivery was pretty tempting. This one is a bit deeper and, at length, results in one from the other flank despite Mina’s protests that Ogbonna fouled him. Cresswell puts it in from the left but it’s beyond everyone.

1.05pm EST 13:05

35 min: I like this one from Shreyas Das:

“I have always been a critic of the way football is being monetised, but this year provides an ideal opportunity for the so called smaller clubs to seriously challenge for the title … which just goes on to show how fun football really can be when it is played on such level playing grounds. Thus my wish for 2021 is that football emerges as the winner at the end of 2021.”

1.04pm EST 13:04

33 min: A wish from James Ferguson that would scramble too many brains, including mine as our regular Arsenal writer – “My football wish involves redemption: that in a critical season ending match (either to avoid relegation or to make it into next season’s European play) Arsenal are forced to rely on the forgotten man Özil, who rises from the dead with an epic two goal and two assist performance, thereby ensuring that Arsenal avoid further grief.”

1.02pm EST 13:02

31 min: Are West Ham reading this? They construct a patient move across the Everton box, the ball ending up with Cresswell in a decent position. He pulls his effort across goal with nobody sniffing around the six-yard box, but I’ll take this as a “moment”.