Big Brother Episode 21’s best moments — Mafia mum Mary assembles the mob, Marley is the next 007 and fruit war

Episode 21 sees the housemate’s gun down the mafia mum in a mob like execution, Danny’s hair plugs have seen better days and Marley makes a bid to become James Bond.

Hello darlings, Big Sis is back. Regular readers may have noticed a small lapse in content from moi last week but don’t you worry, I have been keeping my eye on all the dRaMa. Stating for the record that I am here for Ari being compared to a rat. Ari is ratatouille. All is right in the world.

But if you missed tonight’s episode and not me in general, read on.

SJ and Danny become heads of house but are robbed of a badge and blazer

SJ and Danny have been nominated as heads of house, and it’s reminding me of that time in high school when we glorified prefects. Becoming a part of the school representative council was everything, but mainly because you got a flimsy plastic badge to pin on your school blazer and a cream coloured jumper as opposed to the brown jumpers that regular peasant students wore. This might be an opportune time for me to mention that I was one of those said cream jumper wearing students who was elected a house captain – so I can really relate to the burden of responsibility placed on Danny and SJ. Now might also be an opportune time for me to digress from Big Brother to tell you all that cult Aussie show Ja’mie: Private School Girl was actually based on my school in Adelaide, or so the rumours say. Chris Lilley apparently came to our school to do some ~ character ~ research. I did feel that the series hit a little too close to home.

Moving on… Danny is seeing this whole thing as a power trip, because well he is Danny. He spends the whole time lecturing SJ, who is actually in charge and chose him to join her, but apparently that’s just semantics.

Danny has been in the Big Brother house for 50 days, and it shows

Camera Icon It’s a real shame BB didn’t cast any hairdressers. Credit: Big Brother

Speaking of Danny, a quick prayer for Danny’s hair plugs. Those artificial strands of hair at the crown of his head are doing the real heavy lifting in this game and it looks like they are finally crumpling under the pressure. I would be intrigued to know the price tag of said procedure and if it’s kind of like botox? Like does it…droop….after a while? Is this drooping? If you have the answers to my worldly questions pls tweet me.

Camera Icon No amount of brushing is going to help his cause. Credit: Big Brother

Tilly also fears bananas and I suddenly don’t feel so alone

Okay I could practically hear the nation laughing tonight when Tilly admitted she had never eaten a banana. The housemates were forced to face their fears and complete gag worthy tasks in under two minutes to score a ticket to a cocktail party with Danny and SJ, who are apparently now the kind of VIPs people gag for. Tilly managed to force that god forsaken yellow fruit down her gob and for that, she deserves a MEDAL – not Danny and a plate of defrosted seafood.

Camera Icon The face EVERYONE should be making when they eat mush. Credit: Big Brother

Tilly I am here to say YOU ARE NOT ALONE. WE STAND AS ONE. I have not eaten a banana since I regurgitated one as a five year old. I still insist that it is the devil’s flavour 20 years later. The texture is fit for babies and sick dogs only. Also the end bit omg!!! It’s crunchy? Tilly no!

Let this mark the beginning of a public petition to see Marley become the next James Bond

Tell me that this exemplary male is not fit for the role of 007?

Camera Icon Marley is a snack, no lie. Credit: Big Brother

Look at him holding a cocktail like a stone cold fox.

Camera Icon Marley, you are shaking and stirring me mmkay. Credit: Big Brother

I want Marley to be JB – it’s so drippy! (if you know, you know)

Mafia Mary didn’t come to play boys

Mary has for a long time reminded me of the mums that used to stand on the sidelines at school sport and shoot daggers at the competition before transforming into the loving hen forcing greek biscuits and orange slices down your throat at half time.

In my experience there is no force of nature quite like a Greek mother. Mary proved that tonight.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A MAFIA MUM SCORNED.

Marley nominated Mary, his closest confidant who voted to save him in the previous eviction. Look, I love Marley and I don’t feel that he deserved the confrontation that followed, but also…kinda don’t get what his plan was here?

Anyway, she is SALTY and refuses to talk to him post nomination announcement and then in the eviction room her and Marley get blind sided and the house mumma is sent packing.

Camera Icon The face you make when you realise the mob is after you. Credit: NIGEL WRIGHT

Mary, the second oldest in the house I might add, refused to do the mature thing and didn’t even hug her son Marley goodbye – instead opted for a “thanks for that Mate” and asta la vista style exit.

“They gunned the mob mum down,” Mary says as a seemingly reasonable explanation for her savage departure.

But it’s okay guys I did some digging and her and Marley look like they have patched things up post filming!

I imagine tomorrow night we are going to see a lot of wound licking from Marley. See you then!

Byeeeeee,

Big Sis x