December 25, 2024

GOTY Sleeper Pick ‘Vampire Survivors’ Is The Best Deal In Gaming This Year At $5

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Vampire Survivors

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While most GOTY conversations are centered around a central showdown, God of War Ragnarok versus Elden Ring, there’s one game that keeps slipping into conversation with a fraction of the budget, playable at the fraction of the cost, Vampire Survivors.

Vampire Survivors is either $5 on Steam or free on Xbox Game Pass. It is also probably the most value for your gaming dollar in the entire year, given how inescapably addicting it is, and how many hours you will no doubt extract from it.

Vampire Survivors has you controlling a central character mobbed by all manner of monsters, bats, skeletons, wizards and more, and you will collect weapons and upgrades to boost your ability to mow through them while avoiding getting hit yourself. A simple concept, and one to me that almost feels like it’s a borderline idle-style game. I mean it’s not idle, as you certainly always have to be moving around your character to avoid death, but that’s all you’re doing, moving and buying upgrades when the opportunity arrives. It’s strangely both soothing and frantic at the same time.

Oh no

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There are two main hurdles you are going to have to “get past” in order to enjoy Vampire Survivors:

  • Yes, it is about as ultra-retro-styled as you get in the gaming industry, essentially NES level sprites. It makes it look ancient and like something many modern gamers may avoid as a result. But trust me when I say it does not make it any less fun, and I promise you that you will want to actually play it yourself before commenting on it so you don’t turn into this guy:
  • Secondly, I think there’s a bit of a wall in your first few runs. I played probably only about 45 minutes, a handful of runs, my first time, and I didn’t quite get what the fuss was about. But you will earn permanent upgrades and start to get stronger, and then things really clicked to me when I got my first weapon combination, where a switch flips and you become an immortal god of death, shredding countless enemies onscreen before ultimately being consumed by mobs made up of purely bosses.
  • Vampire Survivors is a dangerous time suck. Most early runs will take around 10 minutes or so, but later ones are more like 20-30. And not only does time fly during them, but the immediate instinct afterward is always “okay one more,” as next time you’ll play a little better, make your build a little better. Then it’s four hours later and you’re like “what have I done?”

    Whether Vampire Survivors can swoop in and totally upset games like Elden Ring and God of War Ragnarok seems somewhat unlikely, but whatever, it’s absolutely worth playing either on Xbox Game Pass or shelling out the best $5 you’ll spend this year on Steam. No word on when PlayStation or Switch might get it, but they’re missing out.

    So you’re welcome for this recommendation, but also, I’m sorry. Goodbye free time.

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