80 Best Quotes About Wednesday to Get You Through Hump Day

Read on and get past that Hump Day slump with these quotes about Wednesday!

What is it about Wednesday that makes it the most dreaded day of the week? We have successfully made it through the Monday blues and had a pretty good Tuesday. But now that we are in the middle of the week, the weekend somehow seems so very far away. But with these inspirational quotes about Wednesday, you just may find the right motivation to get past Hump Day and coast right along to the end of the week!

Some of these quotes are from comedians, and others come from literature. There are also Wednesday quotes from actors and musicians, and plenty of funny Hump Day sayings from unknown sources that are sure to make you crack a smile!

Read on and get past that middle-of-the-week slump with these quotes about Wednesday!

1. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” — Lee Fox Williams

2. “Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.” — Unknown

3. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” — George Carlin

4. “Worry-free Wednesday! Because worry is like a rocking star: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.” — Unknown

5. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” — Dwayne Johnson

6. “Even though Wednesday is in the middle of the week, there is no reason why we shouldn’t enjoy it to the maximum. Simple things such as a clear blue sky, a few minutes of peace and calm, and an accomplished task can brighten our mood.” — Unknown

7. “I don’t really have any position to complain about my job. Yeah, every job has its moments like, ‘Ah, you know, it’s Wednesday. But I’m blessed. I love my work.” — John Darnielle

8. “Happy Wednesday Fam! Dream big, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and spread love today and every day!” — Tracey Edmonds

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9. “I always give 100% at work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.”​ — Unknown

10. “Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.” — Max Lucado

11. “The thing that we need the most on Wednesday is a good reserve of inspiration to keep us focused, whenever our mind wanders towards the promises of the weekend. More than inspiration, however, we need to work hard and smart to keep things going.” — Unknown

12. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” —Anthony T. Hincks

13. “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.” — Unknown

14. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” — Kit Williams

15. “The recipe for having a great Wednesday or a great week is making sure we work a job that we love, and which bring us joy and fulfillment. When we do things we love, nothing feels like work, and each day is a delightful journey.” — Unknown

16. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” — Demetri Martin

17. “Wednesday is that day of the week when the weekend is not even in sight and when we really need to put all our efforts into our duties. Even Friday seems far away while Thursday appears to us as an obstacle difficult to cross.” — Unknown

18. “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” — Walter Moers, The 13 ½ Lives of Captain Bluebear

19. “Each morning is the open door to a new world—new vistas, new aims, new plans, and new things… Wednesday morning is no less.” — Unknown

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20. “Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value, but it gives joy to each person you meet.” — Byron Pulsifer

21. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend!” — Unknown

22. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” — Karen, “Mean Girls”

23. “Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things… Wednesday morning is no less.” — Unknown

24. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” — Arsene Wenger

25. “Keep calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have two more days to go.” — Unknown

26. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” — Dane Cook

27. “He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” ― T.J. Klune, The House in the Cerulean Sea

28. “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.” — Unknown

29. “Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.” — Anthony Hawes

30. “Keep calm, it’s hump day!” — Unknown

31. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who.” — A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

32. “This must be the Mondayest Wednesday ever.” — Unknown

33. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein

34. “It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.” — Unknown

35. “A good day is a day in which we manage to grow even a little bit and to move ahead at least one tiny step. When we stagnate, we lose ourselves and we lose endless chances. That is why a good Wednesday is a day when we did things, and we did them well.” — Liza Hawkins

36. “By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.” — Unknown

37. “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?” — Blake Shelton

38. “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about nearly the weekend…” — Unknown

39. “Only an obsessional procrastinator would cry, “Let’s run for our lives, but not till Wednesday afternoon.’” — John Cleese, So, Anyway

40. “Wednesday will be amazing to wake up and smile.” —Unknown

41. “To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.” — Kevin Eubanks

42. “This is proof that Monday wants me dead… Wednesday wouldn’t do this to me. It’s laid back. Friday actually likes me! But Monday is a bitter, backstabbing treacherous day.” — Arthur Daigle, Goblin Stories

43. “Wednesday is half ugly and half beautiful. One side of the coin is you have successfully passed two days of the week. Another side is, you have yet to pass two more days before the weekend arrives.” — Unknown

44. “Happy Hump Day! At least you’re at the top of the hill! Enjoy the roller coaster ride down to Sunday! Then just get back in line!” — Sotero M Lopez II

45. “Hip, hip, hooray, it is happy hump day!” — Unknown

46. “When our wildest stories happen on a Wednesday, we might be embarrassed to admit what we were doing on a regular, working day, while other people were focusing on their jobs and duties. Everyone thinks Wednesday are boring, maybe because we refuse to share the crazy things we did on a regular Wednesday.” — Diana Michelle

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47. “Alexa, skip to Friday.” — Unknown

48. “Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you, even on Hump Day.” — Unknown

49. “Think that the problem is that people fear so many things and they don’t live life to its fullest. And for me as an artist, if God should want me to come this Wednesday to the end of my life, so be it.” — Criss Angel

50. “Happy Hump Day. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters… SMILE.” — Unknown

51. “Go, Hump Day, go!” — Unknown

52. “The “W” in Wednesday stands for wine.” — Unknown

53. “When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday—no matter what happened Tuesday.” — Stephen Colbert

54. “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.” — Unknown

55. “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?” — Unknown

56. “Every day of the week comes with its special challenges and rewards. Wednesday is no different. When Wednesday becomes the best day of the week, it means that we live a life of meaning and that we know how to make the best of each moment, no matter where we are.” — Samantha Jobs

57. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for a special occasion. You know, like Wednesday.” — Unknown

58. “Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.” — Unknown

59. “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!” — Unknown

60. “The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.” — Samuel Beckett, Watt

61. “Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.” — Unknown

62. “I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.” — Unknown

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63. “Instead of traveling on a weekend, begin your trip on a Tuesday or Wednesday, which are often the cheapest days to fly. Being flexible with timing can help with savings.” — Gillian Tans

64. “Wednesday. Still not Friday.” — Unknown

65. “I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing. Don’t worry, the week is almost over.” — Unknown

66. “I live for Tuesdays and die by Wednesdays.” — David Cook

67. “It’s only Tuesday?  Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!” — Unknown

68. “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you. Elephants remember Wednesday as if it was only Tuesday.” — Anthony T. Hincks

69. “Wednesday is the perfect mix of, ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already?’ and ‘It’s only Wednesday?’” — Unknown

70. “After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W-T-F.” — Unknown

71. “He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” — T.J. Klune

72. “I hate Wednesdays that feel like Mondays when I wish that they were Fridays.” — Unknown

73. “Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.” — Kurt Vonnegut

74. “If I love you Wednesday, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday—so much is true.” — Edna St. Vincent Millay

75. “My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton

76. “Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.” — English Proverb

77. “Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slide to the end of the work week. Give it all you got this Wednesday!” — Catherine Pulsifer

78. “What’s in a Wednesday? You! That’s who! Happy Wednesday.” — Anthony T. Hincks

79. “Wed.Nes.Day. Win. This. Day.” — Unknown

80. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” — John Wyndham, The Day of the Triffids

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